forsaken fetus foreskin (torturous) wrote,
forsaken fetus foreskin


There was an old Jewish man living in an assisted living center. At 10 pm on a
Saturday night there was a knock on his door. The man opened the door to find a
gorgeous 22 year old blonde wearing nothing but a black see through negligee. He
asked the girl "what can I do for you". The blond looked to him very seductively
and said "I am here to offer you super sex". The man stood there for a minute
and looked her up and down and said "I'll try the soup."
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