forsaken fetus foreskin (torturous) wrote,
forsaken fetus foreskin
torturous

The Amish Hand Warmer

An amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery
day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." the mother
replied "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The
daughter did and her hands warmed up.


The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands
are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of
my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands. The following day the
boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold."
The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it
up." He did and warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving
with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."


The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and
she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the
mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "They make one
hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"

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